I'm irritated (HA!) this morning (still)..no, I should say, I've been irritated all night (evening too!) and it has bled (too bad not literally) over into this morning (fucker).
So rather than spew garbage (truth) of no consequence (no one else would care) here (which I'm not allowed to do anyway) about what led (drove/started/pushed) me to this (My own pig-headed stubbornness), I'm going to say...
"Have a lovely Thursday!"
and go take a fucking pill.